Lets play the Sunday Million

[ProPokerPlayer]

Or not............

PokerStars Game #35386228135: Tournament #210544683, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2009/11/15 10:18:41 ET
Table '210544683 37' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Fidalguito (11896 in chips)
Seat 2: delysid (13552 in chips)
Seat 3: indiano11 (6525 in chips)
Seat 4: randiRandy (6720 in chips)
Seat 5: Bumper 5 (21494 in chips)
Seat 7: allynlong (10530 in chips)
Seat 8: Bitte001 (14439 in chips)
Seat 9: barklaj (10652 in chips)
Fidalguito: posts the ante 150
delysid: posts the ante 150
indiano11: posts the ante 150
randiRandy: posts the ante 150
Bumper 5: posts the ante 150
allynlong: posts the ante 150
Bitte001: posts the ante 150
barklaj: posts the ante 150
Fidalguito: posts small blind 800
delysid: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to allynlong [Ac As]
indiano11: folds
randiRandy: folds
Bumper 5: folds
allynlong: raises 8780 to 10380 and is all-in
Bitte001: raises 3909 to 14289 and is all-in
<Octopus11> is connected
barklaj: folds
Fidalguito: folds
delysid: folds
Uncalled bet (3909) returned to Bitte001
*** FLOP *** [Ks Th 8s]
*** TURN *** [Ks Th 8s] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Th 8s 5h] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
allynlong: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
Bitte001: shows [Jd Ah] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Bitte001 collected 24360 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 24360 | Rake 0
Board [Ks Th 8s 5h Qd]
Seat 1: Fidalguito (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: delysid (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: indiano11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: randiRandy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Bumper 5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: allynlong showed [Ac As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: Bitte001 showed [Jd Ah] and won (24360) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 9: barklaj (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

PokerStars Game #35386636285: Tournament #210544684, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/11/15 10:29:14 ET
Table '210544684 12' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ZZdajiba (965 in chips)
Seat 2: SchakelR (1660 in chips)
Seat 3: mopi01 (900 in chips)
Seat 4: XtremeNuTs (1420 in chips)
Seat 5: hovding1 (1830 in chips)
Seat 6: allynlong (8835 in chips)
Seat 7: stls1970 (5650 in chips)
Seat 8: MadManMky (7035 in chips)
Seat 9: Alex3881 (1875 in chips)
stls1970: posts small blind 50
MadManMky: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to allynlong [Jd Js]
Alex3881: folds
ZZdajiba: folds
SchakelR: folds
mopi01: raises 100 to 200
XtremeNuTs: calls 200
hovding1: folds
allynlong: raises 8635 to 8835 and is all-in
stls1970: folds
MadManMky: folds
mopi01: calls 700 and is all-in
XtremeNuTs: calls 1220 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (7415) returned to allynlong
*** FLOP *** [7h 3c 7c]
*** TURN *** [7h 3c 7c] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [7h 3c 7c 8c] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XtremeNuTs: shows [8h Kh] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
allynlong: shows [Jd Js] (a full house, Jacks full of Sevens)
allynlong collected 1040 from side pot
mopi01: shows [Qc Kd] (a flush, Queen high)
allynlong collected 2850 from main pot
XtremeNuTs re-buys and receives 2000 chips for $6.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3890 Main pot 2850. Side pot 1040. | Rake 0
Board [7h 3c 7c 8c Jc]
Seat 1: ZZdajiba folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SchakelR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mopi01 showed [Qc Kd] and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: XtremeNuTs showed [8h Kh] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 5: hovding1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: allynlong (button) showed [Jd Js] and won (3890) with a full house, Jacks full of Sevens
Seat 7: stls1970 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: MadManMky (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Alex3881 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

##)##)##) !<<)!<<) :>>( :sadbb:


:hanging:


:Sad Face::Sad Face:

 

[fivestarjake]

won a 10fpp hyper yesterday. now i have to survive the 200 and 500 fpp sattys to get in.

 

[fivestarjake]

they are kicking the guarantee up to 2.5 mil today.

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

Ov/Un 4.5 -110 How many times ill pull up the self ban page today on Stars

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

I would also add that i take it as a personal insult that at the exact same time as the Million starts Stars also runs a $1 0maha hi/lo Tourny.....

 

[fivestarjake]

pfffffff. i sit at my 200 fpp and 6 players are sitting out. 5 hands in i get a/q os. still 6 players sitting out. i get my bb raised then i reraise and he pushes me in with k/q os. cool i'm big fav and since this is a hyperturbo i'm in good position to advance to the 500fpp and a seat in the mil today. flop comes k 4 4 then another k on the turn then to rub salt in my wound they throw out an ace on the river. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

I started at 2pm with the 54K $10...3.5 hrs later ive beat 7400 players and i cash for $16.00

Then the 35K $10...again 3.5 hrs and we're 100 from the crumbs...

Total for the day......$22 - $16.50 = -$5.50 and -8 hours of watever you would call wat i do.


But the good thing about poker is we all run the same eventually. Remember that douche bag that called me a few months ago on the bubble with AJos? Horrible fucking play and in the end it will catch up with him. Well so far this week its caught up with him to the tune of + $18K.
Mother fuckers play like shit and cash 9 times a week for thousands and i cant get KK to beat 10/10 once in 5 months straight...
Im so sick of losing and watching dumb mfrs call 2 all ins in front with fucking 10's and napkins and win every fucking time.
I hate GD poker!!!!!!!!!!!!


PokerStars Game #35415532119: Tournament #219010867, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2009/11/15 21:28:19 ET
Table '219010867 218' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: allynlong (9710 in chips)
Seat 2: TXKreweKid (14621 in chips)
Seat 3: wezley0000 (2815 in chips)
Seat 4: kick2dante (5160 in chips)
Seat 5: Sinan01 (7350 in chips)
Seat 6: Dr Mika (10000 in chips)
Seat 7: Liina Love (7361 in chips)
Seat 8: WoodyRiver (21386 in chips)
Seat 9: LoRd_KomBo (8144 in chips)
allynlong: posts the ante 50
TXKreweKid: posts the ante 50
wezley0000: posts the ante 50
kick2dante: posts the ante 50
Sinan01: posts the ante 50
Dr Mika: posts the ante 50
Liina Love: posts the ante 50
WoodyRiver: posts the ante 50
LoRd_KomBo: posts the ante 50
LoRd_KomBo: posts small blind 200
allynlong: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to allynlong [Kh Ks]
TXKreweKid: raises 800 to 1200
wezley0000: folds
kick2dante: raises 3910 to 5110 and is all-in
Sinan01: folds
Dr Mika: folds
Liina Love: folds
WoodyRiver: folds
LoRd_KomBo: folds
allynlong: raises 4550 to 9660 and is all-in
TXKreweKid: calls 8460
*** FLOP *** [4s 5c Th]
*** TURN *** [4s 5c Th] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [4s 5c Th Jc] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
allynlong: shows [Kh Ks] (a pair of Kings)
TXKreweKid: shows [Td Ts] (three of a kind, Tens)
TXKreweKid collected 9100 from side pot
kick2dante: shows [Jh Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
TXKreweKid collected 15980 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 25080 Main pot 15980. Side pot 9100. | Rake 0
Board [4s 5c Th Jc Ah]
Seat 1: allynlong (big blind) showed [Kh Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: TXKreweKid showed [Td Ts] and won (25080) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: wezley0000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: kick2dante showed [Jh Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

 

[fivestarjake]

kings haven't been good for me either in tourneys. with about 17 people left i pushed back on 2 raises and got a call from a similar stack(about 10,000 chips) with a/5 diamonds. the "random" generator gave him an ace on the turn and i was history. so many times that deep in tourneys i get deadcarded or my stronger hand can't hold up.

 

[LostBankroll]

That sucks! I keep hearing how this rng deals bad beats very often. I know they happen in real life but is it that fixed online? My friend let me play on his ftp account and I had 1010s. the board was 379, I go all in and the turn is 7 river 7.
I had boat 7771010 he had a boat 777AA. Mad as shit!

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

The next day and im still confused . I dont know what to do next.
The books say "keep learning" and "it all evens out" but the damn wait between "evens" is to much for fragile mind to cope with.
Eventually i have to turn into a lab rat. Ive been shocked so many times that its pointless to keep reaching for the cheese. My mind KNOWS its going to get shocked. It has no positive feedback to balance the negative. I guess eventually the rat just gets used to the shocks and eats the cheese anyway , eventually dying of the effects of all the shocks.
I know for sure this isnt healthy but where to go from here im still clueless...

 

[Sikwitit]

I dont know what to do anymore either its so tempting to play all the time its so freakin addiciting but i know my limit which is good. but often times when i have played a few days in a row for hours thats all ithink about when im out. when im going to get home and sit down and relax and play cards. i should prolly just play smaller stakes bc its way too stressfull on my mind especially if my bankroll cant support those higher stakes. when i go on bad runs i tend to just say fuck it and move up which ends up a nightmare. the other day i turned 45 into 360 on pokerhost with just slow progression. i started with 3 dollar sngs and ended up at 16 sng but in the end i lost it all i dont know what to do anymore.. any tips?

 

[eltigres]

what's the point of complaining about bad beats in poker? they'll always be the equalizer. it's like whining about blown saves and missed field goals. hire a shrink instead!

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

"they'll always be the equalizer"

There is no "equalizer", wat is that anyway? If u flip a coin 1557 times and it comes up heads everytime wat are the odds it will be heads again? 50/50 right? So how can u predict an 'equilizer when losing makes you no more likely to win ?

But i CAN predict a bad beat and have it happen a LARGE percentage of the time....as follows...In fact i have such confidence that i can lose with the best hand when the chips go in and my MTT life is on the line im willing to wager with anyone...Ill pay 10 when it wins to anyone who will pay me 10 when i lose and we'll use only hands where im a 56% fav or better when the chips go in....On this 1 here , my most recent im only 78-21 fav. with 2 cards to come...but we dont need 2 cards cus we already know the outcome..

PokerStars Game #35461238236: Tournament #212219740, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level VI (100/200) - 2009/11/16 22:42:02 ET
Table '212219740 75' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 6: allynlong (3090 in chips)
Seat 9: whatsupg (8910 in chips)
whatsupg: posts small blind 100
allynlong: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to allynlong [4h 5s]
whatsupg: calls 100
allynlong said, "i cud hav 2 jokers every hand and ull still win"allynlong: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ts Ks 4c]
allynlong: checks
whatsupg said, "lol"
whatsupg: checks
*** TURN *** [Ts Ks 4c] [6h]
allynlong: checks
whatsupg: bets 600
allynlong: folds
Uncalled bet (600) returned to whatsupg
whatsupg collected 400 from pot
whatsupg: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 400 | Rake 0
Board [Ts Ks 4c 6h]
Seat 6: allynlong (big blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: whatsupg (button) (small blind) collected (400)


PokerStars Game #35461325451: Tournament #212219740, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level VI (100/200) - 2009/11/16 22:45:01 ET
Table '212219740 75' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 6: allynlong (4580 in chips)
Seat 9: whatsupg (7420 in chips)
whatsupg: posts small blind 100
allynlong: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to allynlong [Kd 9c]whatsupg: raises 200 to 400
allynlong: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [4h 2d 9s]
allynlong: checks
whatsupg: bets 600
allynlong: raises 3580 to 4180 and is all-in
whatsupg: calls 3580
*** TURN *** [4h 2d 9s] [Ah]*** RIVER *** [4h 2d 9s Ah] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
allynlong: shows [Kd 9c] (a pair of Nines)
whatsupg: shows [4c Ac] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
whatsupg collected 9160 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9160 | Rake 0
Board [4h 2d 9s Ah Th]
Seat 6: allynlong (big blind) showed [Kd 9c] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 9: whatsupg (button) (small blind) showed [4c Ac] and won (9160) with two pair, Aces and Fours

 

[ProPokerPlayer]

Tonights beauty brought to you by Rigged Stars....You deposit....We Decide

Just 12 from the money and ive coasted the entire way. VPIP of 11 by far the tightest at the table and im sure the game...Havent been allin against a bigger stack yet when this loser decides to steal from the button....With a more than premium heads up hand i decide to insta shove and get called by complete crap for both our tourny lives as our stacks are simular.

Im 58-42 PF--68-29 after and 60-40 on the river.... The ye olde gUtshot and......Goodnight!!

PokerStars Game #35501175796: Tournament #213406650, $3.00+$0.30 USD Omaha Pot Limit - Level XVI (500/1000) - 2009/11/17 20:22:31 ET
Table '213406650 8' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: allynlong (5890 in chips)
Seat 2: Sobizzle21 (16433 in chips)
Seat 3: turbo300 (27530 in chips)
Seat 4: Alex Krycek0 (9365 in chips)
Seat 5: jonick17 (40265 in chips)
Seat 6: WyleECoyote1 (9115 in chips)
Seat 7: jimamr (25005 in chips)
Seat 8: wonnaQQ (10085 in chips)
Seat 9: Putte007 (7781 in chips)
allynlong: posts small blind 500
Sobizzle21: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to allynlong [Js Ah 3h 4s]
turbo300: folds
Alex Krycek0: folds
jonick17: folds
WyleECoyote1: folds
jimamr: folds
wonnaQQ: folds
Putte007: raises 2000 to 3000
allynlong: raises 2890 to 5890 and is all-in
Sobizzle21: folds
Putte007: calls 2890
*** FLOP *** [Td Ac 6s]
*** TURN *** [Td Ac 6s] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [Td Ac 6s 8d] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
allynlong: shows [Js Ah 3h 4s] (a pair of Aces)
Putte007: shows [9c Qs Jh 2s] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Putte007 collected 12780 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12780 | Rake 0
Board [Td Ac 6s 8d Kd]
Seat 1: allynlong (small blind) showed [Js Ah 3h 4s] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Sobizzle21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: turbo300 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Alex Krycek0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: jonick17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: WyleECoyote1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jimamr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: wonnaQQ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Putte007 (button) showed [9c Qs Jh 2s] and won (12780) with a straight, Ten to Ace